Monday, April 4, 2011

My dear nephew Downside,
    Now that you have undergone your punishment, I hope you have learned a thing or two about what we do. As you can tell, your creature has been having a Wonderfully Uplifting time without your constant nagging. This can be fixed, however, with a game of priorities. Make your creature focus on the unnecessary things of the world. This would include stressing about a class project or about an outfit or about some boy who she thinks she likes. It may seem silly to you to think that such minuscule things could become important but they, for some reason, believe it. If you can make her feel that these unimportant things are actually the important things we can convince her priorities to mirror this as well.  If you can get her to believe this then she will be focusing on those things rather than the important ones. See how that leads her to us? Make sure that she doesn't take the time to reevaluate her priorities but instead just goes along with our selfish little plan of only having her think of herself and the unnecessary,

Affectionately yours   
COILROPE