Monday, June 20, 2011

My dear nephew Downside,
     Word has it that your creature is going away for a while. This is very frightening indeed. Being on vacation tends to make the silly little creatures Happy, and that is not what we want. So I would suggest putting as many distractions in her way as possible. From a busy schedule to an annoying environment, we want her to complain. That's an easy way to get her mind off of the Pleasures and put it instead on the unimportant miseries. Don't let her just sit there and just enjoy the Nature. We want her to be upset about the bright sun's affect or the sound of bugs or any other ridiculous thing you can think of. It may seem more suddle but you should know by now that that is the way we do things,

Affectionately yours   
COILROPE