Wednesday, June 1, 2011

My dear nephew Downside,
     Your human seems to think that she is, how do they say it, stuck in a rut. I don't know if you have realized this but that is exactly how we want them to feel! Feed off of this before the phase ends! The creature is there for the taking and I fear that you are not taking advantage of the already vulnerable state she is in. Remember your job, bring her closer to us and farther from Him. If you can do that then we will allow you to move up in status. Don't disappoint me,

Affectionately yours   
COILROPE